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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Slipping Into Those Old Paranoias

So this website shows all the people I’ve had sex with on my new show, Californication. Why couldn’t Chris Carter have been this cool?

The darkened theater, the echoing tones, the eerie music…then the red, circled X. We were back, back in the land of Chris Carter and his worldwide phenom, The X-Files. The added bonus of seeing this on opening night was the cheering and hollering the moment that iconic music started up. There was an energy flowing through the crowd (and no, it was not psychically induced by little aliens). We the fans of the original show have long missed the vocal monotone of David Duchovny and the serious, yet longing glances from Gillian Anderson. In the time since the last movie we have learned to trust again, stopped questioning what we see in front of us and let our belief go that someone somewhere is pulling the gossamer over our eyes. I was ready to be woken up, like Neo in The Matrix. I was ready to be told to believe once again in everything they told me not to.

But that didn’t happen.

Early on, director Chris Carter let us in on the fact the story was not going to continue any of the government conspiracy storylines, no alien abductions and certainly no bounty hunters from other worlds. The movie is a self-contained story which comes off the screen feeling like a normal episode of the show. Let me emphasize that, a normal episode, not a particularly good one. In a startling shift from the previous X-Files movie, this take on it was much smaller in scale and scope. It all centers around a small town over a three to four day period where young women are turning up missing and one happens to be an FBI agent, which prompts the bureau to re-enlist the help of the now defunct and retired Agent Mulder. Once the scent of the unknown and unsolved gets back under the skin of Mulder, he can’t be expected to do anything but solve the case and drag Scully along kicking and screaming.

Beyond the shallow and partially childish plot, the movie gives us a glimpse into what life has been like for our intrepid duo of non-believers since the show came to an end. The whole time the show was running all we ever wanted was for them to get together, but seeing them interact like an old married couple now just feels off the mark. There’s no spark there anymore, no playful flirting and it slips off the screen like a pair of roommates trying to figure out who gets to watch their favorite show tonight. Also, picking up the story after so many years they might have done a better job of letting us catch up to where they were in the relationship, but in two quick scenes and some semi-forced exposition we were forced to get in or jump off.

Surrounding our trenchcoated agents were Amanda Peet and Xzibit, playing two of the FBI agents who brought them on the case. Amanda wants to believe and seemingly did her homework on Mulder, but Xzibit’s character is not only against the inclusion of Mulder, he also bears a resentment and complete disbelief in his skills, which is never explained in the least bit. A number of other little moments flitter around the two newer agents and how they handle the old pros, but many of them are set-ups that never pay off. Billy Connolly turns in a decent performance as a pedophile priest with psychic abilities (you’d think he would have seen himself getting caught). He tries incredibly hard to make the character deep and interesting, but once again there feels like something is missing once the movie is resolved.

As the credits began to roll, I started to wonder if this would have worked better as a major TV movie event. They could have sold a ton of advertising and possibly garnered enough interest to re-launch the franchise with Peet and Xzibit as the new agents, but they went the theater route and we’ll just see if that pays off. This ends up being a fun walk down memory lane for the true fan of the show, who will surely get a kick out of one particular cameo (I’m not saying who…what would be the fun in that?) but for the rest of the world, or those who have finally moved on with their lives, this could easily be waited on until it comes on TV.

p.s. Personally, I’m just proud of myself for not starting this review with, “I wanted to believe this was going to be a good movie.” I’m going to keep a running tally of how many times that pops up.

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Posted 1 year, 7 months ago at 10:50 pm.

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Conspiracy movie to Conspiracy reality: A day in the life of…(4/17)

1 – The upcoming X-Files sequel has now received its new moniker: X-Files: I Want to Believe. Not bad actually, much better than the one I thought of: X-Files: Boogedy Booegdy. [via Film School Rejects]

2 – One of the best things about comic books being made into movies is the release of movie generated action figures. Here is some pics of the new figures from The Watchmen. Not really sure how I feel about the Nightowl one, but Rorschach is going on my shelf right next to my sweet collection of Jeff Goldblum figurines. [via Film School Rejects]

3 – I’m a big fan of David Bowie, but almost never as much as when he was rocking the space-age persona of Ziggy Stardust. Now Bowie is set to release one of the most memorable live performances from Santa Monica via 1972. Let’s get the Spiders from Mars together, it’s about to get galactic! [via Starpulse]

4 – Continuing with the theme of things I am a big fan of, Stephen King has decided to make a totally separate site only about The Dark Tower series. The culmination of fact and fiction in one story is the backbone to King’s entire career, even though it is still going, and anyone who hasn’t experienced it should begin right away. Admittedly, The Gunslinger, the first book in the series, is a little tough to get into, but push on and you shall be rewarded, sai Gunslinger, for the journey is one of the most important you shall ever take. [via Lilja's Library]

5 – I’m fairly sure this video speaks for the majority of the nation. [via Defamer via YouTube]

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6 – What does Jon see in that second frame? Why does it scare me so much???. [via Garfield Minus Garfield]

7 – We’ve seen Snake Eyes, now here’s Scarlett from the upcoming G.I.Joe live action movie. I’m feeling a little better about this every day. [via ComingSoon via JoBlo]

8 – Turing 18 years old can be a great time for anyone, but for Emma Watson it holds an even bigger banner in her life. She now has control over the $20 million dollars she has made in the first five Harry Potter films. Yep, color me envious. [via Perez]

9 – If Hitler’s speeches were actually like this, I’m fairly sure he would have had more of the world on his side, or at least a contingent in South Central. [via GorillaMask via SpikedHumor]

10 – Errol Morris, the master documentary filmmaker behind The Fog of War and Thin Blue Line, is back with the world’s first “non-fiction horror movie”, Standard Operating Procedure (which arguably would be a fantastic title for any horror movie). His new doc details case by case and line by line the treatment of the prisoners in Abu Ghraib, so be prepared to gain a little more distaste for those in power right now. Evidently civil liberties and humanitarian rights are only things that randomly popped up in their Alpha-Bits. [via JoshSpear]

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Posted 1 year, 11 months ago at 9:24 am.

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