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Mario Brothers Math to Pregnancy Picture Pages: A day in the life of…(4/28)

1 – If only they had better geometry and math teachers when Mario was in school, he would have known what he was in for. [via the art of taking of your sunglasses]

2 – The Harry Potter superfans are now going to have yet another way to confuse their reality with the one J.K. Rowling created. Warner Brothers announced they are planning a traveling Harry Potter Exhibition to descend on around 17 major cities. No word yet on what it will entail or what the tickets will cost, but I imagine both answers will be something extraordinary. [via ComingSoon]

3 – Why can’t the right half and left half of our brains just get along? This is why. [via College Humor]

4 – Is it too much to ask for me to have one of these on the roof of my apartment building? Seriously. [via Film School Rejects]

5 – In what could be a major boost to the buzz on the 90210 spin-off sequel, the execs are reported going after teen singing and movie sensation Hilary Duff. I’m not sure I see her making the jump back into TV land, but this could turn into a major project, so it remains to be seen. I predict right now though, if she does get on the show, you will see a musical performance at the Peach Pit by episode 3. [via IMDB, last item on the page]

6 – Now there is a new duke in the political arena. Welcome the one commentator who pulls no punches, bends to no will but his own, and still has to ask for rides to the movies…it’s Sexman. [via FilmDrunk]

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7 – The perfect gift for your photography addicted friend, who just also seems to be a fashionista-in-training. [via swissmiss]

8 – Yet again, beyond my own capitalistic desires for people to buy novelty t-shirts from me, I have to bow down to the chuckles this Rock Band parody shirt brought me. The only thing I might add is some text on the back that read, “Same song again? Here we go!”. [via militant geek via think geek]

9 – 6 our of 8 in this weeks Filmwise Quiz. I feel a little spiffy right now. [via Filmwise]

10 – Finally, simple easy to follow diagrams for pregnant women who might be finding their decision making skills a little on the fritz. [via sexyandfunny]

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Daily Musings 3/11

1 – Thankfully for the fans of the tragically late Heath Ledger, it was just announced that they are back in production for the last film he was working on The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus and they will be leaving all his footage involved and intact. Jude Law, Johnny Depp and Colin Farrell will also be stepping in to take over the rest of the role, but no CGI, no re-cutting to make unshot scenes work. His last performance will be shown to us as Heath and Terry Gilliam intended it. [via Starpulse]

2 – More celebs have added their voices to the protesting of hate crimes like the one that happened mere weeks ago. [via Perez Hilton]

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3 – Improv Everywhere, the group behind the people frozen in time inside Grand Central Station, are back with an impromptu musical inside a Los Angeles mall food court. I would have bought this hook, line and sinker if I didn’t actually attend acting class with one of the guys (the janitor, good singer too).

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4 – Growing up, I don’t know how many times I said to my pals, “Gee, Predator is just such an awesome film. I only wish I could express the excitement and story of it through British Rap.” Today, one of my childhood dreams has come true. [via GorillaMask]

5 – Hellion on heels, Ann Coulter, has spoken out saying Obama should do the respectful thing and step down from the race. Her reasoning is that Hillary has won three primaries in a row (she doesn’t count Vermont because it was earlier in the day). My main confusion is why she wasn’t asking Hillary to step down after losing eleven primaries in a row. 11!? Evidently Ann likes to push the stereotype that women are running around shopping while muttering, “Math is hard.” [via Perez Hilton]

6 – Ummmm…Stunt Rock is actually a Public Service Announcement for all the things you should never, ever do. This includes: hitting people with your car, jumping off buildings and dressing like a wizard during a rock concert. [via Dave]

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7 -  In the first piece of good news to come out of the new Terminator project, they are officially dumping the “Salvation” portion of the title. Now we should keep our fingers crossed hoping this will lead to more things being dropped, like McG. [via FilmDrunk]

8 -  What happens when you make a worldwide phenom viral video campaign like Ask a Ninja? You win the rights to write and direct the remake everyone has been clamoring for: The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! Oh yes, once more our silver screen streets will be overrun by the seeds of discontent from the mutant garden. Let’s see if the remake can launch another Hollywood legend like George Clooney (technically he was in the sequel, Return of the Killer Tomatoes, but let’s not split hairs). [via Hollywood Reporter]

9 -  The time has come to finally buy the one item we have wanted since birth. Can someone just loan me $5,500 for it? [via Uncrate]

10 – This was too adorable not to post: [via Swissmiss]

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Bonus: Just because this was their top post this morning: [via Swissmiss]

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