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March 30, 2008
by Luke
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10,000 BC – An Epic Missing the Epic Portion

There are many in the film criticism world who cringe at the name Roland Emmerich (greatest work to date: Independence Day). At the mere mention they’re heads are flooded with overdone and overblown images from Godzilla (1998), The Thirteenth Floor (1999) and The Day After Tomorrow (2004), a laundry list of very ill received films by audiences and critics alike. But, that rush of images keeps us from remembering his previous hits, such as Universal Soldier (1992), Independence Day (1996) and The Patriot (2000). In my mind, Independence Day still rests as the best of the War of the Worlds remakes, that’s right Spielberg, it’s leaps and bounds more enjoyable than yours. So, for me, the name dropping of Roland Emmerich doesn’t instill instant fear or any cringe worthy responses, just a slight sense of curiosity with tempered excitement. With those feelings in place, I casually walked into 10,000 BC after hearing weeks of people tear it apart. I had to see whether it was that bad and maybe, just maybe, find that it was bad enough to turn the tide and be good. Continue reading

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March 25, 2008
by Luke
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Clinton’s fuzzy memories

In a continuing effort to put herself out in front of Obama, Hillary spoke at a press conference and referenced a visit she had to Bosnia in a manner speaking to her battle ready nature, something she criticizes Obama for not having experience with. Well, seems she should have thought a little harder about whether a CBS news crew was actually with her on that trip before she started bragging about the “sniper fire” and “no greeting ceremony” that she had to struggle through. Check out the video and witness the blatant lies for yourself. Continue reading

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March 16, 2008
by Luke
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Doomsday – So Many Heads!

Just when you thought we had run out of light-hearted, post-biological apocalypse flicks with a side course of cannibalism, a breath of fresh air shoots onto the screen in the form of Doomsday. My expectations going in were tempered because films like this are terribly easy to ruin by trying to be serious and ending up ridiculous, or vice-versa. It is a tightrope of mockery, dedication and respect to your audience that makes a popcorn experience like this work. Luckily, with very few moments where it could have slipped off, Doomsday traverses the canyon and gives us all something to enjoy. Continue reading

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March 15, 2008
by Luke
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The Other Boleyn Girl – I Want What’s Yours!

One of the most anticipated and talked about pairings in recent indie film history finally arrived in theaters two weeks ago. For those hoping I was going to talk about Will Ferrell and his rabid grizzly bear, you will be sorely disappointed. I am actually talking about the joining of two of the most consistently watchable and talented young actresses in Hollywood today, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. On the press tour for this film, both repeatedly expressed how excited they were to finally be working with one another, almost to the point of jumping the “we’re totally best friends now” shark, but however they truly feel about each other, it worked beautifully on screen. Continue reading

AllTomorrowsParties

March 6, 2008
by Luke
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All Tomorrow’s Parties – A Bridge to the Future Unknown

Timelines and parallel possibilities come together and break apart during each waking second of the day and every sleeping moment of the night. Little connections are being made everywhere that ripple and reverberate throughout society and sometimes, just sometimes, people find a way to get in front of the chaos wave, trying to direct it towards their own desired outcomes. So when telling a story like this it only makes sense to place most of it on a large, broken down bridge, as it leads in one way to a whole new existence, but in another way it leads to nowhere at all. Continue reading

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March 1, 2008
by Luke
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Vantage Point – Clever, but Pointless

Every situation, every moment that passes us by, it all is processed in our heads through what only we can see. So what would it be like to look at something from all sides, from all viewpoints. Would we get a better understanding of the situation? Would we be able to make better judgment calls or form more solid opinions? You might think so, but this film goes down that path and in the end really doesn’t make any statement in any direction at all. For all the non-linear switches and revolving storylines, which were mostly incredibly well thought out, the film winds up too clever for its own good. I would love to try and style my review to that of the movie, but in this case, I think it’s better to just start from the beginning and stay moving forward. No backtracking, I promise. Continue reading